Not so long ago, Toronto was a born-again alcoholic. As you know, born-again alcoholics are previously sober people who decide that there's no point in holding back, so they drink 57% volume alcohol with breakfast, lunch and dinner.

When drinking a fine 1947 Merlot vodka cocktail with his ham shank avocado mustard pot, Toronto developed alcohol poisoning and collapsed into his chair, assumed dead for 51 years.