Toronto McK



Toronto McK is not from the city of Toronto, nor is he associated with the Fleetwoods and their ever-reducing Macs. He is also not known to many, and those who do know of him don't really know him.

He is a renowned substitute violinist for the Abercrombie Metropolitan Shopping Mart of Peru, and in his spare time he is often seen concocting escape plans and mixing potions in his wooden cauldron at the bottom of the garden.

It is a little known fact that every fourth Tuesday of the second month in the alphabet calendar, he sings a song only he knows and has never heard. The lyrics start with a word and end with a picture.

Should you stumble upon Toronto and his subpar art, it would be advisable to heed advice from your local teacher and/or vegan butcher, and spit in his face.

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